After suffering from bad food poisoning from chicken, Hollie Woodall decided to stock up on some Quorn.
But her meat-loving father was shocked to find bags of the meat substitute in their freezer at home so he started to plan a cruel prank on his daughter.
58-year-old Paul Woodall texted his daughter telling her to pack her bags and move out of the house, branding Quorn the ‘vilest things he’s ever tasted.’
Paul, a ‘big beef fan,’ told his daughter: “Being gay is fine no problem, being a little cow most of your life, I can live with that….”
But Hollie giving up meat for Quorn? For this dad, that is ‘beyond forgiveness.’
Hollie admitted she initially panicked when she saw the message telling her to pack her things up but she was left in ‘hysterics’ when the photo of Quorn finally loaded.
The 34-year-old bar manager saw the funny side of it and took photos of her putting bags of Quorn into her suitcase as she headed out of their house.
Another photo shows her father looking disgusted as he holds up the meat alternative.
“I’m a meat lover and a big beef fan – I like my steaks and my joints,” Paul said.
“Somebody gave me Quorn years ago and I thought it was the vilest thing I’ve ever tasted and haven’t touched it since – it might have improved by now but I’m still not going to eat it.”
Paul continued: “She knows I hate anything like that or substitute stuff because everything I buy is fresh – I don’t buy anything frozen and like everything natural.
“We’re a very close family and I just make light of everything as I like to see them smile – we’re like this all the time anyways it doesn’t matter what it is.
“I just thought it would be funny if I sent her that and it seems to have gone crazy and I’ve carried it on for a bit – it’s all light-hearted and we have a good laugh out of things.”
Hollie posted photos of the messages she received from her dad on Facebook where it quickly went viral.
“The Wifi was bad and the first picture didn’t load so all I saw was ‘pack your things and leave immediately’ and I was like ‘what?’ and then it loaded and I was just in hysterics. As soon as he sent it to me I screenshotted it and posted it because I thought it was hilarious – I was just sat at work howling.
“My dad is just a joker and takes the mick out of me for everything – we’re always winding each other up and stuff.
“I’ve been dieting since November and lost over two stone and have been finding ways to get more protein that isn’t meat as I’m trying to get into being vegan.”
“My dad doesn’t understand all that he’s old school and just takes the mick,” Hollie added.
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