When the first modern humans started walking on this planet, they were basically just like any living creature that was trying to survive except that humans were smarter.
Then fire was discovered, then agriculture, and slowly humans rose through the ranks and became the dominant species that we are today.
But it’s funny how this steady technological progress has tended to form sub-groups and one modern sub-group is the gamer.
And these people won’t hesitate to point out why you aren’t one:
“You’ve never played through Final Fantasy VII and cried as the credits rolled for the first time? You’re not a gamer. Give me your consoles and I’ll take them to be incinerated.”
“You haven’t even constructed a special cot for your GameCube and read it a bedtime story every night for a week? You can’t possibly be a gamer. Give me your thumbs. You don’t deserve them.”
“You’ve never played through Dark Souls blindfolded with batteries attached to your nipples that send electric shocks to your delicate areas every time you die? Not a gamer. Sit there while I make you eat your Nintendo Switch. Raw.”
Suffice to say, gamers have a pretty narrow set of parameters that one needs to fulfill so that you can be welcomed into their ranks. Part of it is about how you react to or treat the more popular game titles. The other side of it is being properly geared up for playing games. This includes racecar-style chairs, mood lights, and sleek gaming headsets so that you can talk to your friends while you’re trying to defeat that boss monster.
So nothing screams “hardcore gamer” like owning your very own RGB toilet bowl.
PC Gamer created this unique toilet. It’s actually called the “Rechargeable Toilet Bowl Night Light, 16 Colors Motion Sensor Detection LED Lights, Funny & Unique Birthday Gifts Idea for Dad, Men, Kids – Cool Fun Gadget, Best Gag Stocking Stuffers.”
That’s a whole mouthful but basically, it’s something for you to jazz up your toilet. It’s not clear why the manufacturer thought only dads, men, and kids would appreciate something like this because girls can be hardcore gamers, too!
Replaced!