What would your reaction be if an airplane happened to ‘poo bomb’ your family’s home, splattering you with human waste?

Well, one resident living near Windsor Castle has gone on to explain his sheer outrage after his catastrophic incident that left him splattered in the most unpleasant way, thanks to an airline dumping human waste.

The incident left the family disgusted and horrified beyond belief because it’s something they wouldn’t imagine in their wildest dreams. While one official referred to the incident as a ‘one in a billion chance,’ others blamed the warm weather.

But the man who was left covered in the human excrement claims it literally rained down from the airplane, right into his garden. The incident was described in detail during a recent council meeting, with many left confused on who to blame and how.

The resident explained how the giant mass of revolting fluid literally splattered down like rainfall, and it was very unpleasant.

Moreover, the family says that the pile of poop fell in a fairly central direction and literally covered the man and his family home as well as the whole garden in human waste. “They didn’t even spare the umbrellas,” the man tried to explain.

Experts claim that on a usual basis, modern airline toilets usually store sewage in specialized tanks. These are then normally disposed of after the plane has finally reached its destination.

But on some very rare occasions, excrement may potentially leak from the airline, falling down in frozen form due to the freezing temperatures seen at the plane’s cruising height.

“I was sitting outside in my garden at that time, so it was a really horrible experience for me,” the man and his wife recall.

While the airline responsible for the incident is yet to be named, the couple hopes and prays that no one ever has to go through something as terrifying as that in their lifetime.