A mother-of-three has shocked the public by sharing what she believes to be the truth about having and raising kids in an unexpected confession.
33-year-old Laura Mazza from Melbourne is a mum without a hair on her tongue who recently took the fans of her Facebook page by surprise as she shared the ‘truth’ about having kids.
“One child becomes your favorite. I don’t care who says that’s wrong, but you know who’s never wrong? My third child,” the mother wrote.
As she added, having three kids leads to dropping “all your balls” because juggling with three children at a time is difficult.
“One child is bungee jumping off the couch, middle child is being a neglected middle child and screaming for attention by sticking a fork in an electrical socket and baby number three ate his own sh*t. (This was a real life scenario),” Laura shared.
On top of scaring the parents-to-be, the 33-year-old also suggested that her third kid “doesn’t slot in” with the family’s life.
“Whoever made up this garbage has never done a school/kinder run and secretly wished it was legal to leave a sleeping baby in car (cold and rainy days only, I’m not a total monster),” she added.
As the mother went on with her rant, she also explained that her then-youngest child, a.k.a “Usain-bolter-drop-the-whole display-of-tampons-over-while-screaming-like-a-banshee-take-no-prisoner-second-child,” became the middle child as the third one took over his role.
“Science says parents of three kids are more stressed than parents of two or four… and if my husband wanted a fourth child I’d leave him and marry Ricky Martin… and we know the odds of that happening. That’s how extreme it is with three right now,” the mother added in her post.
Finishing off her confession, Laura admitted she loves all of her children despite the hassle associated with raising them.
“You think your heart can’t grow anymore with another child that you can’t love another and boom! That child comes into your life and your heart stretches even wider… much like your vagina,” she concluded.
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