Everyone has a dream house in their mind, with the perfect interior design and a dreamy garden with a pool.

But the reality of real estate listings can be very harsh, and the choices are often little. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we can see how bad some houses can be.

Below are some of the most terrible pictures taken by real estate agents.

 

#1 This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

 

#2 “Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

 

#3 TFW You’re Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

 

#4 “Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Living room Wall?” “Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

 

#5 That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

 

#6 Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

 

#7 Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

 

#8 Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

 

#9 Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

 

#10 Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

 

#11 A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

 

#12 Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

 

#13 After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

 

#14 On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

 

#15 “I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern” Said Holmes

 

#16 Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

 

#17 This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

 

#18 You’ll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

 

#19 If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

 

#20 Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

 

#21 A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

 

#22 Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says “Surprise My Coconut”

 

#23 Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

 

#24 If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool